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Seems you just can’t unnerve a guy (let alone an ape) who takes fright fables so lightly. I mean, look at that blasé expression! Perhaps he needs some spookier tales.
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In other, loosely-related news, and in the spirit of the seemingly undying nature of pop culture icons (even minor ones)…
The gajo should have really sold the concept, and fought in a too-small bowler hat and green suspenders.